Latasha Byears (non)update:

Recall that on August 15 the District Attorney of LA said that it would make a decision within two weeks whether the press charges.

It's been a little more than two weeks. I'm getting a little tired of waiting, plus I have too much free time, so... I called the DA today. Said that I'm a "women's basketball reporter." (Is that true? I think so...)

They said that the case is "still under review."

They wouldn't say anything else. I'll wait a little while, then call again and keep bugging them. If anyone else hears anything, please let me know.