ESPN is the most narcissistic network on TV. And apart from Friends (thank god they're finally putting us out of our misery), SportsCenter is the most narcissistic show on TV. (As Eric says, these days you might be better off just watching PTI.)

The Big Show's self-love was taken to a new level tonight with the premiere of Dream Job, the ESPN reality show where the winner gets a SportsCenter anchor job. Despite the incessant Stu Scott clown act and the aren't-we-great overtones, it's actually a fairly compelling show.

Sports fans who just want to make a living out of sports. Welcome to my world...