Well, this morning we have been scrambling to find a way to get to New Orleans. Sadly, we aren't millionaires, and it is looking prohibitively expensive.

Proposal for some newspaper, magazine, or, I don't know, some large sports media conglomerate located in Bristol: hire us to cover the Final Four for you! We come cheap! All we need are plane tickets, a crappy hotel room, and tickets to the game! (Courtside would be nice, but we'll settle for anything.)

We promise to be objective. If Minnesota loses because the refs call a bunch of crap on McCarville, we won't even write about it!

This is your chance to turn a couple small-time unpaid nobody bloggers into journalists. Get in on the ground floor, while the getting's good!