This article is bizarre. First line: "Dawn Staley's a lot like Fat Albert."

It goes on to say how Dawn gave up men because they're too distracting. "My focus has always been sports and basketball. When I started sharing basketball with a boyfriend, I didn't have the same focus on basketball. That's when I realized that basketball has been the true constant in my life ... it doesn't cheat. I can always turn to it."

Fishes, bicycles, and all that.