Have you heard? Sports blogging is the next Big Thing. (You mean it isn't already the Big Thing?) Yes, my days of fame and fortune are just around the corner.

I'm hoping to skip the self-congratulatory, on-the-rise media profile, everyone-kissing-my-ass phase so that I can go straight to the wasted, burnt-out, drugged-up, hanging-out-with-Jacko-and-Liza-Minelli, whatever-happened-to phase.