Off-topic:

A newly discovered fragment of the Book of Revelation challenges the conventional belief that the Antichrist's mark is 666, indicating instead that it is 616. Expert classicists used multi-spectral imaging to get a better view of the text, which is written in archaic Greek and dates to the late third century.

If you believe that Satan speaks through area codes — and you should — then Grand Rapids, Michigan, just got a whole lot more evil.