All apologies to Bob Wischusen for of my post (below). Evidently I have erred along with everyone else on the MSG broadcast who pronounced Christon as Christon rather than Christian on several occasions. A tip of the hat to Steve who was good enough to gently point out the error.

And now for something completely different.

Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: That's not my name!
Interviewer: [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Interviewer: You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.