USC three-point specialist Brynn Cameron missed most of last season with a hip injury. The Trojans announced today that Brynn will miss the entire upcoming season for personal reasons. Officially, it's a private matter.

Unofficially, she's pregnant. To Matt freakin' Leinart.

The two have been dating since last year. Leinart told SI last year:

She doesn't know the Matt Leinart that's in the press; she just knows me as little Matty, her boyfriend. I mean, she didn't even know what a Heisman Trophy was. That's what I love about her.

The world is still digesting the latest news. What does Mark Trakh think? (He's bummed.) What does Denny Green think? (He's probably doesn't know yet.) What does Paris Hilton think? (She thinks?)

For the record, I would be willing to have a baby with either Brynn Cameron or "little Matty" Leinart. Not that either possibility is likely to present itself anytime soon.