Current pet peeve: The reign in Spain falls mainly on those who rein in the castle and hold the rains of power. (And it ain't just me.)

Which allows me to reprint this brilliant ode by a friend:

Too loose a plan can trip you up, and, likewise, two loose shoes.
To loose his wrath upon his friends a gentleman eschews.
A bigamist might marry with two Nancys or two Lous
If you had two loos in England, you might not know which to use
Tool use is for mechanics and brush use for Toulouse
In the tourney semifinals, we always see two lose.
Too, lose your concentration and you may find that you get
Reductio ad absurdum, by the Poet Lariat