From Q: what can you do with a problem like the Mystics?

Still-GM Linda Hargove addresses the problems, or maybe doesn't address them at all: "This wasn't a year I started feeling great," she now says. "I think we've all been frustrated."

WaPo's Katie Carrera points out that whoever runs the team next year will have five picks in one draft, and two in the first round.

The Basket Cases adopt an apposite slogan, though they might note that the slogan itself has recently morphed into something more urgent: CHANGE WE NEED.