This is soooo off topic, but I don't care, 'cause I love me some football. But the ridiculous excess of bowl games makes me nostalgic for the Peach, Cotton, Sugar and Rose Bowl.

Just Bowls - no Tostitas or Allstate or Chick-fil-A involved.

What set off this mini-tirade? The Motor City (Detroit) Bowl has change its name (as well, unfortunately, it should.) Its new moniker?

The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl.

Put THAT name on your jersey and keep a straight face when you try and get your alumni to pony up so they can attend.

Do fans have to wear a toga?