Jeez, the league is going to have to start handing out toasters!

The WNBA? I think you should

It turns out that the WNBA is awesome.

You'll have to excuse me for sounding like a blithering idiot, because I am a blithering idiot when it comes to this league. Not only am I lacking in the knowledge department, but it turns out I've wasted quite a few summers not paying attention to this league.