Oh, just wait until the NCAA's "Don't bet on it" peeps get a load of this article from USAToday's Mike Lopresti: UConn basketball women playing? Then bet on a victory

Pssst. Hey buddy. Want a sure thing?

It's …well, maybe you're cynical. You don't buy the sure-thing scenario. Even the Yankees don't win it all every season, and they have enough money to buy Wyoming. You probably need some convincing first.

You probably need to hear about a team that is more reliable than the tide tables.

This team has won 57 games in a row. One more than Joe DiMaggio's batting streak

You probably need a team that just doesn't win, it flattens landscape.