OT: Worst Writer-Award Winner Disgusts With Sexy Rodent Metaphor

It's a writing award that most authors would want to avoid. However, novelist Molly Ringle found a silver lining in being the 28th annual recipient of the Bulwer-Lytton prize for the worst opening sentence of a novel.

Oooh, if only they added a "sports blog" category. I'm sure I'd be a shoe-in.