Via Stever, Kristin Haynie on life as a Monarch: "It's great too, because you don't have to worry about school, but I also like the fact that you just go to the gym and work out for two hours and that's your work day. You have the whole rest of the day to yourself. It's a great summer job, if you ask me. I can't complain."

Haynie also zings Nikki Teasley, gives props to her busloads of "Haynieac" fans in Michigan, thanks her grandparents, and explains why she won't play overseas this year.